“Watch,” Mike demonstrated by asking a question. “Do you like eating your daughter’s pussy now that she is a pig with you?”“Yes Master, Bu...ttercup has a tasty little cunt,” I admitted. I may have reflexively puckered my asshole because I knew they were watching and expecting it. The three of them laughed.Juan ran up and tried to get a closer look. He started saying “Caca, Caca,” over and over and pointing at my butt playfully.“Victor!” Carmen harrumphed with disapproval but didn’t tell her son. How can you spot people who can’t count to twenty? They’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.I bought some Haagen-Dazs ice cream, and as the cashier rang it up, I asked: “How do you pronounce that.” She said slowly: “Five dollars and 29 cents.”✧ ✧ ✧left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting. I wonder what she’s up to now.Drugs don’t kill people – people who run out of drugs kill people.I tried to join the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting – but all the seats were. The women squealed in delight at the sudden attention her vagina was getting and relaxed into the whole fun of the moment. Not long after that her vagina was getting stuffed full with Jared’s cock. It was already fully erect again even after ejaculating in Tracey’s hands just a few minutes ago.Jared and Gloria rolled around on the floor together for quite some time until Gloria started screaming in pleasure at the orgasm she was now having. At that point Jared began to ram his cock into. Your father was large... so large. I wish you had inherited his penis. I really do..." Her voice trailed off, lost in the memory of her husband's large cock and the pleasure it used to bring her.Jamie felt shattered inside. He knew he was much smaller than all of the other men his age. He knew by watching the state-approved pornography videos that the size of his penis and testicles paled in comparison to those men portrayed in the sex acts. Now his insecurities had been substantiated by his.