I’m a little giddy that you remembered my birthday even after leaving the office. I keep trying out replies. The new guy is such an asshole. No, ...too bitchy.The new guy sucks compared to you. Too kiss assI wish you were still my boss. Too formal I want you back here so bad. Too needyI wish you were still my boss. That’s probably good but not what I really want to say…I wish you were still working next to me. Still okay but probably getting close to the line.I wish I still worked under. Uski chut mein ungli daalne ki mujhe bahut jaldi ho gayi thi. Fir do ungliya maine uski chut mein daali, aur mera land baahar nikaal kar uske hontho pe rakh diya. Usne bhi ache se lund choosa. Meri wife itna choosti hi nahi hai lund. Lekin padosan ne maze se choosa. Fir maine uske muh mein hi paani chodh diya. Usne bhi sara ka sara paani nigal liya.Fir chooste-chooste usne mere lund ko bada kiya firse. Maine ab lund uski chut mein daalna shuru kiya. Wo boli, ki uske pati ka bhi lund same mere. And Lizzie. I wasn't sure I'd ever get used to the jolt my senses gave every time I saw her. Suppressing the emotion wasn't getting any easier with time either. But I did it. Over and over since about the 6th grade when I realized that Lizzie was a girl. For the sake of friendship."McIntyre! Did you remember to bring your credit cards?" shouted Lizzie.Yep. That was my Lizzie."Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV? Dialing for Dollars is trying to find me."I had to make some sort of smart aleck. Nothing but a bunch of-" All we were doing was talking." Don't talk back to me, you little twerp."I was about to say more when I felt Jenna's fingers squeeze my forearm. I turned, and when I saw the look on her face my anger subsided. She was like an angel."I'm sending notes to both of your mothers," Mr. Fargo said. Before I could respond, he added, "Now both of you get back in there. You know you're not allowed out of the building during your lunch period."Jenna and I scrambled out from under.