I found my destination on a large map; bought a ticket;encountered my first escalator; and accomplished the transition fromterra firma to moving stair...case without undue difficulty; and stoodthere gazing about me with great interest as the escalator descended.There was a neat row of framed advertisements, stepping in an orderlysequence down the wall at the side of the escalator. My eyes nearlypopped out, at the sight of them, because practically every other oneshowed a photograph of a lady,. At first, it looked like some weird porn website, but reading a bit into it, you found that this was a website for a genetics lab made for creating futas. Your interest quickly switched from jacking off, to inspecting this site deeper.As you browsed the page you saw a link for job offers for the lab and went on to press it. It showed multiple positions in such fields as anatomy, psychology, science and more options you were horribly underqualified for. The list went on and on, but at one moment. Only acres, fields, brooks, hills and forests as far as the eye could see.But your uncle James, his wife Miranda, and their twins Rex and Rachel would soon be here. Human company! You would also get 20th century luxuries like a functioning indoor toilet and aircontion! And perhaps Rex and James had some tips for you. Perhaps you could go to the city together and they could help you get laid. You were looking forward to seeing them again. Besides, both Rachel and Miranda looked sexy, and you did. It rings again, and it sounds like it's coming from under the couch. He looks under the couch and sure enough, there is a phone under there ringing. Puzzled, he pulls the phone out and answers it."Hello?"He hears a voice laughing, "Damn, I thought you'd never answer." "Who is this?" Who do you think it is?" Roger?" Bingo! How do you like your new phone?" I don't know. I didn't know I had one until just now." Well, you needed one, so I had the phone company put one in today. I hope you don't.