”As I left the room to go outside, I heard Claire asking what the Mrs. Robinson reference meant. K had come out behind me, grabbed my arm and said, ...“Charles, I am so excited. I have never been to a baseball game before!”“I haven’t been to one since I used to go to my brother’s games at his high school; I was only like eight years old, and he was a seventeen-year-old, two-year starter on the Varsity Squad. He played First Base and sometimes Center Field. We played catch a lot, but I was never. Sidney walked over to me, leaned over with her hand on the table and kissed me. “Sorry, baby,” she whispered. Then gave Christie a very wicked, I-will-be-getting-even look. She walked back over to the rug by the door, and took off her high heels and began to undo the buttons on her blouse. “Christie, would you be kind enough to take Sidney’s clothes and put them away?” Christie gave me a funny look, like she wasn’t sure she wanted to be that close to Sidney just then, but the stern look on my. A day or two later, kelly was there again and this time she wanted to go to mall but had no money to go shopping. Then, when Veronica walked in i saw kelly whisper to her and they both giggled something incoherently under their breath. Veronica looked at me and said ill give you a lil lapdance if youll give us 50 bucks to go to the mall. I should say, by this time i had seen both of them goofing around several times pretending to be pole dancers in my friends basement apartment. Even in their. ”He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, “When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?”The girl thought for a moment and said:“No, no I didn’t ... but I saw a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffle bags.”... A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit,.