Mum followed behind me and stood in the aisle. I offered my seat to her but she politely declined it. We had been travelling for about five minutes wh...en she changed her mind. Taking the bags from my lap, she plonked herself down and turned to me"I hope you don't mind me sitting on your lap. I figure after all those years of sitting on mine, you owe me."I didn't mind at all, even though the heat from her body was making me even warmer. The bumpy movements of the bus was causing mum's ass to rock. ?he dicho "obligada"? Quer?a decir obligado,claro. Ten?a que aprender a moverme con ellos puestos si no quer?apartirme un tobillo si daba un mal paso. Me agarr? a todos los mueblescamino de lo que parec?a un ba?o y que estaba situado a la derecha de lacama.Estaba oscuro. Busqu? a tientas la luz. Cuando la encontr?, me sorprend?mir?ndome en un espejo. Al menos, miraba a alguien que se mov?aexactamente como yo y precisamente al mismo tiempo, as? que supuse quedeb?a ser yo, porque no se parec?a en. Maybe we can be strangers together. Would you care to join me?" Colin, the name's Colin, and I would love to. Can I order you another drink?" Thank you, I will have a Martini," she said as I slid into the seat opposite her and signalled the waiter.The next two hours seemed to fly by as we chatted about our work, hobbies, and social life. It turns out she was a cosmetics consultant that visited large stores to help them with marketing ideas.By the time we left the club we were both, not so much. But it is too late and when he walks in, he stops and looksaround in amazement. He sees the pile of dirty dishes in the sink, I amsure he notice the crumbs on the floor, and maybe he sees that the floorhad not been washed in a long time."I'm not a very good housekeeper," I explained."Oh, Mary." he said. "I can't do it today, but may I come back tomorrowmorning and clean up this place for you? You are the first person in along time who has treated me like a human being, and it will not only.