No one had mentioned that Bud was good at physical as well as verbal comedy. This was off to a far better start than she could have hoped for."What's ...the matter?" Bud demanded with mock belligerence. "Don't you know that word - 'soy-ree'? What did you say? 'Swar-ray'? Really?" He put on a marvelous look of confusion, followed by a dramatic shoulder shrug, accompanied by more signs of discomfort with his clothes."You know," he said, rubbing his chin thoughtfully, "the Dutch never did understand. "Hi Tony, you get Sally settled and everything ok ?" Mavis asked.She was wearing a skirt cut just above the knee and a loose white t shirt, that still showed off the mounds of her breasts to good advantage, " here " she said,handing us both a can of lager, " well park yourself on the sofa, don't cost nothing to sit down, dinners going to be about half hour " As I've said Mavis and myself had spoken about that night in the pub on numerous occasions and I was hoping that she had the nerve to. “These are about the stupidest questions I’ve ever heard.” I said. I hadn’t gotten a napkin with my food, so I just wiped my lips with the sleeve of my shirt.Another damned checkmark on that damned clipboard.“You’re hired.” she said perkily, beaming at me.“Who said I was looking for a job?” I snarled.“You’re just the kind of person we’re looking for for this focus group.” she said happily. She lifted the top page on her clipboard and I heard the serrated line on a piece of paper tearing. She. .she said I'm not wearing any. See she turned and she had a slight "camel toe". Don't that hurt I asked? She said no it feels rather good as a mater of fact as she ran a red polished finger nail right up the seam. this made it even deeper. Stop it, I told her I have yard work to do and you have to go get even more sexy for your evening of hard fucking. She said you think it will be hard fucking? I said baby I know when they see you it'll be hard fucking. She kissed me and left. I yard working.