It was so real, and exciting. Strange that he had become Maria the manageress from the bookshop, transforming himself into her and even incorporating ...the drowning into her life - weird. He also cringed at the time he had bumped into her on the landing where Jayne lived and worked. He didn't think Maria knew him though - and he couldn't really tell anyone about the hallucination either.He yawned as sleep beckoned…*He found himself standing on the beach. He was naked yet curiously he experienced. "Nah Cousin when their eighteen!" he explained, "From Bungla Desh." Too right," I agreed, "Want a beer?"As it happened Dad had been at my Newcastle Brown again so we ended up sharing a tin of out of date Carlsberg."Don't seem right," Al said, "Them shagging our birds while theirs is locked up at home." No," I said."Wants teaching a fucking lesson." he said."Yeah but there's Ghenghis, and that big bastard, and the gay one and," I said and I realised I hadn't a clue which was which out of them.". "Oh you bet I'm buying this!" Casey exclaimed. "This is the pinnacle of gag gifts."Tearing open the condom package Casey slipped the rubbers over his finger. "Feels real." he declared. "Maybe its designed to bust or something." Testing his theory Casey flexed his finger in and out of the rubber."Fuck!" Avian abruptly cried out dropping the box of hair spray she had been shelving. Its contents spilling out to roll across the floor.Picking up one of the escaping cylinders Kenneth reached out to. I wandered through a gym and ended up in a dark room full of benches and TV’s (oh did I mention any and all gay porn on TV’s everywhere!). I made my way through a party room with a stripper pole and not one person in sight. Thinking the evening was a bust I took a wrong turn and ended up heading up the staircase to a dark room. I stumbled on two older guys fucking on a side room with a TV and nervously ducked out only to find myself in what was literally my dream room.....it was a wandering.