’5. He does not act like a’TOTAL ASS’- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.’(Loved this one!)6. It’s not his’CRACK’you see ha...nging out of his pants - It’s ‘TROUSER CLEAVAGE.’This is likely a repeat but it is worth a re-read“As good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there’s a wee place called McTavish’s.The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he’ll buy the fifth drink.”“Well, Angus,” said the. I miss you so badly. I want us to get married, I want to be with you forever. Please please call me. Love From Ahmed. I sound like such a bitch saying this but I was actually annoyed listening to Ahmeds comments in the note. He knows Im not interested in marriage and he also knows fine well I love living on my own. I knew it was wrong and very naughty but at that point I decided to see how young Aftab would react if I were to try and seduce him. Aftab sat back on my couch, still clutching the. I was nearing the point of no return but I didn't want to blow a big load all over my clean trousers so I pulled into a rest stop, completely deserted except for an eighteen wheeler parked at the far end of the lot, curtains pulled on the cab. I assumed the guy was sleeping in his truck, so I hustled out of the car, not even bothering to zip up, my hard cock protruding straight out from my unzipped fly and slipped into the mensroom to relieve myself. It was cool enough that I could see my. I was thinking of her beautiful wet body and I went near her room door it was not closed as she had just entered. I saw she was sitting on her bed I opened the door and entered she at once entered in her bathroom to have shower and asked me from bathroom that where was mom I told her that she will come in evening. I sat on her bed. After a few minutes she came out to get her clothes she saw me said “for what u r waiting in my room ” I said nothing and just touched her face she said “what r u.