A lot of this ancient Asian medicine stuff is more legend than fact.”“But what if it is a fact?” I pursued.“Well, you know how in those commer...cials they say that you should be worried if you have an erection lasting more than four hours?” Hung said.“Uh huh,” I nodded.“Well, you might think of that as like a minimum.”“Shit! What am I supposed to do? I have to present today.”“Can’t you say you’re sick or something?” Greg suggested.“Not without a doctor’s note,” I said. “And I’m sure as shit not. They look angry and tough. “Do you think he came this way?” The other responds, “Had to..” They stop when they hear something down the trail and suddenly the man in denim is standing before them.The three stare at each other for a minute then one of the tough guys asks, “Have you seen a guy in his forties, maybe, with thin gray hair come through here? We’re looking for him; last we knew he came this way.”Denim responds, “I haven’t seen anyone on the trail until I saw you two.”The thinner tough. Finding nothing at all would have been better than this. He wouldprobably mope around for a month over this."Look on the bright side Jack, you have photos to prove to everyone thatyou had enough balls to go into the spooky ole house." Yeah, whatever. Let's just go."Chapter 3Weekends never last very long. The late night excursion to the house wasoffset by the homework and early to bed time Sunday night. Mondays seemto be the worst because everyone is so hung over from the high of nowschool for. Suddenly, I was stopped in mytracks by a voice I thought I recognised but couldn't quite place."Woah, check out that nice piece of ass," he said, obviously theringleader of the little group, speaking loud enough that he clearlyintended me to hear, "I wouldn't mind hitting a bit of that!" Nah," said one of the other guys, as I was still trying to place hisfriend's voice, "She's out of your league, Greg."Greg! That was it, the name recalled to my mind instantly the owner ofthe voice. As I turned.