. you know, converse with me? Or... do you just like my avatar and think to yourself, "hey, that'd be a cool avatar to have on my wall. Next to all ...my dick friends." --Do you have mostly dick friends? Hmmm? What, do you think I'M a dick?! I HAVE a dick, but I'm not one. I'm a nice dick. I like to talk before I fuck with you. If you're a guy I don't want to fuck with you at all. I'm not that kind of guy! I like to fuck with girls. I mean, I LIKE girls. I don't like guys. --Well, I. "I couldn't make this stuff up even if I wanted to" thought Chris " andI'm a fiction writer"As he soaped up his body, he couldn't help but let his thoughts lingeron her. She had an almost childlike innocence just like another personhe knew. They even had similar well endowed body types..."Down boy" sighed Chris as he felt himself starting to get aroused"it's better to figure out how to break this bond thing and send her onher way."It was real simple, a creed that he followed for most of his. .. speaking ofwhich, your father..." she began, only to be interrupted by Roxy who justadored Lisa's mother's sense of humour."Oh my God! Your mom's too cool!" she said staring at her at her bestfriend in awe."It's true, William wasn't born with the biggest Crayola..." shecontinue."Mom!! I don't really want to hear this," Lisa whined, feeling awkwardabout hearing her mother talk about how small her dad's penis was."Oh quit being a prude!" snapped her mother, "Like I was saying, yourfather's. Suddenly, she had the urge to attack him right on the porch.Robert looked handsome in his black, mock turtleneck pullover, gray blazer, and slacks. He had gotten a haircut that day in hopes that the gray hair along the sides would not be as visible. He didn't like the gray hair but everybody else did, especially the women. Even his mustache had begun to show gray but he hadn't decided to use a dye yet. Rhonda had rebelled at any suggestion that he cover up because she thought he looked so.