That got me soturned on that I finally came and then moved down to give Matt ablowjob.Around Christmas, Matt told me that he had a special present for... me andhanded me an envelope. I eagerly tore it open and found that itcontained a gift certificate from the Chrysanthemum Tattoo & PiercingParlor. I remembered walking past the place as it was only a block ortwo off campus. "So, what am I supposed to do with this?" I asked him.He stammered for a minute or two and then blurted out, "Nipple rings.". "Aunt Jen and I have had The Talk. No, not the 'Tab A into Slot B' talk. The Talk started out with "Are you out of your everlovin' mind, Kimberly Ann Elkins?" Aunt Jen..." Kim, I know it's cute, and it's fun, and it's interesting and exciting and all that. But you of all people should know about playing it like a game." I'm not playing a game, Aunt Jen. I'm not making Momma's mistakes. I thought you understood that. You said..." I know what I said, sweetie," Aunt Jen replied. "But I woke up in. " Well, darlin', that depends on what you heard." M said you were the best sex she's ever had, and you were respectful too." Hmm, that sounds about right. Did she mention anything else? Details perhaps?" No, but I've been burning with curiosity...um...will YOU tell me what you did with her?"*chuckle* "Since she's gone and spilled the beans anyway, I suppose details, for your ears only, wouldn't hurt." Ok." I walked out to meet her along the road, which took about 35 mins to get to her. One night I “broached” the subject and Susan bowed her head and began crying. She blurted out “I haven’t been with a man in ten years, I’m scared, and I just don’t know what to do with a man anymore”. Well I’m not a jerk, I really liked her and I told her take her time. After all I can screw any one of five different women every other night. All I got to do is call a GILF and say “come over” and these old sluts will be in my driveway in ten minutes with a condom and lube in their purse. Well.