He was a slender but muscular manfrom years of hard labor of tending to the soil.60-year-old Bernice standing on the steps of the cellar said, "Fred, ...Iknow you are worried but I don't want to lose you in this storm."Fred looked at Bernice with a haggard look and went down into the cellarwith Bernice. Inside the cellar, Fred stood there in his fadedWranglers and Wranglers Brushpopper shirt and his well-worn boots and hiswell broken in straw Stetson hat.From inside the cellar, they could hear. He held my ass tight and I looked down to see his nose nestled in my pubic hair touching my stomach.He relaxed his grip on my ass and I pulled back withdrawing my cock from his mouth. Fuck dude, you took me all the way down, I exclaimed. Yea, I kinda forgot to tell you I don’t have much of a gag reflex, John said. You don’t? I asked. Nope, he replied. How’d you find that out? I asked him. Well... my wife has this dildo that’s the same size and shape of a hard cock, I mean it looks just like a. ” “What’s that supposed to mean?” I shrugged. “Just what I said; if they didn’t all know it was a picture of my wife you probably would have received several marriage proposals by now. As it was, certain proposals of a, umm, somewhat less honorable nature were bandied about. They all liked it, let’s leave it at that.” “Let’s not. What did they say?” I laughed. “Fishing for compliments, are we? OK, let’s see; the mail lady said you were gorgeous and that I was a lucky man. I get that a lot, you. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter, you won't stop once you start. WOW Love this man.This is an actual letter: State of Pennsylvania 's letter to Mr. DeVries:SUBJECT: DEQ ... File No .97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec 20; Lycoming CountyDear Mr. DeVries:It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been.