“why not, it worked for your ass, didn´t it?” :cumbuddy:Grandma loves orangesA young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kep...t it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old grandma. The young girl became frantic. Sure enough, grandma noticed her young. Maureen had to break the moment, “Tell me, have we ever met before?”He blew the comment off and pulled on her hand, “Come on. I want to show you something.”Maureen knew what it was. She answered, “Sure.”Together they walked along the narrow sandy path. They were careful to avoid the sharp spikes of the razor grass. He led her to the end of the path up to the four graves. He pointed, “Look! There!”Though partially obscured by grass and sand she saw them right away. She left his side and walked. The assembled crowd applauded, hooted and hollered. I put down the practice sword and stood. The match was over.“Alright you traitorous bastards, get back to work!” I shouted in mock rage. My warriors went back to what they were doing, laughing and patting each other on the back. More than a few coins changed hands.The girl swayed slightly and fell to one knee, exhausted, pale as snow. Now that my bloodlust had faded, I noticed that the splotches of red on her bandages were significantly. I don’t remember hearing her getting in or out of the shower, but I do recall hearing the front door shut. That’s what woke me up; as soon as my eyes opened I wanted to finish jerking off. I got up to get some lotion or oil whatever I could find, no luck in the bathroom or the hall closet; I decided to look in Grannies bedroom. I opened the door and there on her dresser was a bottle of baby oil, I grabbed it and was about to leave when I saw her dirty clothes hamper, After sniffing a couple of.