Which would you like to hear first?" The good news," replied Adam."Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." OK.." said Adam warily. "An...d what's the bad news?" I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."Why are men so bad at sex and driving?Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.How can you tell if a. Finally Saturday. Morning, Ma-me go shopping, other shit. Afternoon, I wash hair, lay out clothes, take bath, put on clothes, take off clothes, put on other clothes, take off, put on, take off, put on. Good thing Riis finally come pick me up. Still be changing clothes.See movie -- don't ask, don't know. Riis have car -- own car, not ma-das. After show, we drive. Where, Riis ask. Anywhere, I go. Little while I say, no, someplace quiet, just you-me. Riis new, no idea. I show. Out Venture Road, up. I went into my living room and sat down, I heard her when she came out of the bathroom with out her pants. There she was in my face with her thick caramel thighs spread wide and her thick brownish black bush right in my face. "Lick me, like you always do. I washed it when I finished peeing." she was smiling and running her long finger down her already moist slit. Not wanting to be rude I dove in tongue first and begin to eat her. Her scent filled my nose as I buried my nose in her thick bush. I. I laid face down on the massage bench as nature intended.The back massage was quite well done, without too much oil, but didn’t last very long, I sensed the girl was still excited and energised.After asking me to turn over she immediately put her hand on my dick, stroking it fondly. I in turn admired her full breasts, and a moment later she stooped down and kissed me.‘You like take off?’ I asked. She wasted no time getting naked, and moving over I invited her to lie down next to me. We kissed.