" Laura was nearly in shock now, as Kathryn laughed softly. "Yes, I'd haveliked to have seen that myself. She did a pretty nice job eating me,though. ...First time with a woman, I'm sure." Laura stared at her. "It's OK, Laura, you did a wonderful job. I came likecrazy. You were great, really, and you'll only get better with practice,"she added with a wicked smile. Despite her current embarrassment, the thought of going between Kathryn'slegs again, or having her between her own, still drove her. A little over two hours later I was in clean-up mode. I was gettingfaster at this. Upon inspecting the job when I was finished, Mr. Wilponhanded me eighty dollars. I tried to hand a twenty back to him, but hewouldn't take it. I thanked him profusely and made my way home: my firsttip!Aunt Melissa was puttering around the kitchen when I came in the frontdoor. She had some kind of roast cooking in the oven. If nothing else, Iwas going to miss her cooking when she was gone. I went out in the. "What's that, Edward?" Hmm? Oh... it's a picture of someone... someone I used to know, a long time ago." He replied, looking down as tears welled in his eyes. "She died a long time ago... during the war." I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?" asked Melissa, with a note of compassion in her voice."No, not really." Would you like me to go?" Please." He said, blinking back the tears that threatened to pour forth."Ok." Melissa's face fell as she turned and left. After she was gone, Edward. Stacey: I haven’t had a manicure in weeks and my eyebrows look like conjoined twins. Not to mention the passive-aggressive attitude half of these douchebags I work with seem to have. But otherwise, great!How are you, Abbs? Any updates on the case?Julia: Hey, y’all! I’m due for my third vomiting session of the day any minute now. I swear, the pregnant glow wears off fast and there aren’t any as-seen-on-TV paper towels absorbent enough for this shit. And it’s now been four months without sex..