" How long has she been working for you?" Let's see... about four months I guess." Did you build a cute little maid's room out back?" She's a housekee...per, not a maid. 'Maid' sounds sooo old money, and nineteenth-century. She only comes over for a couple hours on Saturday mornings. She cleans the bathrooms, dusts, and vacuums, that's all. You know, stuff I don't like to do." What made you decide to look for a mai... sorry, housekeeper?" I actually wasn't looking for one. It's kind of a favor for. I suspected he was going to love our target.The door swung open and One strode into the room, we all fell silent."Knights the time has come!" he roared.The room erupted with cheers."Thanks to your efforts we know the beast's tricks and have also cleared a path to begin the hunt," he nodded to two."We will take it tomorrow, one final act to make it possible to capture the beast and give us the time we need. The details of the capture attempt are in these folders," he said handing round a series. I just sat there for a long while, not realizing how much time was passing. I soon fell into deep sleep looking at the stars above me. ***I woke to the sound of my mother and father calling my name to me through the wilderness. I can still feel their souls I thought. Then I realized that something was wrong. I remembered what had happened last night and suddenly panicked as I realized I was 50 feet high in a tree. The cold brisk morning did not bother me even as I was completely naked. And then. Nudity is expected and usually required. Some people say this is because chemicals from the swimming pool might evaporate but it was the rule long before people worried about such things.Being nude in the company of strangers is supposed to be a liberating experience that breaks down barriers. It is not a sexual experience, or at least it isn't supposed to be and nothing of that sort has ever happened to me. Except of course that one time, which was also my first time. Not my first time in a.