I had just barely gotten over thefact you didn't want to date me, and it felt like adding insult toinjury." Yeah, I realized that, so I didn't push th...e idea, but I kept the stuffanyway." Why are you so upbeat about turning me into a girl?" I ... I'll tell you once we get you all done, okay?"I looked at her, and decided to trust her."Okay."Finally, after what seemed like forever, she took a drop-cloth off amirror, and let me look at myself.Okay, so I wouldn't stop traffic. As girls go, I was. -- Mark Twain3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. --Winston Churchill5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay. One of the girls knew somebody there and after speaking to them we ended up at tables right up front. More drinks and a lot of laughter later we were all stuffing dollar bills into the g-strings that the guys were wearing. One of the dancers seemed to take a particular interest in me and the other girls noticed it."He wants you Barb!" Touch him girl" Blow on it Barb" were just some of the things said.Between sets the dancers would come down and mingle with the customers and sure enough when his. I could see her panties from where I was standing and I knew the two guys on this side of the room could see her pussy hair sticking out of both sides of her panty legs and the slit of my wife's pussy through the very thin material. Linda has a lot of pussy hair. As Joe was holding Linda in a tongue-probing kiss he forced his hand down the front of her dress. I could see him squeezing her tits. When Joe finally broke the kiss and let her breath, I could tell Linda was getting mad. She tried to.