.. Byyourself. I mean... Like a man...?"I started to answer her, but Mummy waved an imperious hand at me to bequiet."Well, I'll tell you Marjorie. W...hen he turned twenty-one he came intosome money that my mother had left to him. Against my wishes again, hewent to college. Started getting ideas about being ... you know...masculine?... Again. I had such a difficult time getting him to admitthat all his education there was worthless - he was a better housewifebefore he went there than when he. Once we got to the house I followed her in through the front door and we went into the living room where she said that she was going to have a coffee but maybe, because I was drowsy, I should go straight to the spare bedroom. I smiled when I told her that I was in no way drowsy so a coffee would be fine.It was obvious she was nervous when she brought the coffees out and she sat in a chair away from the sofa where I was sitting. I asked her if she had any music that she could play and after a. ...ring me...you might just get lucky. Here's my number..." Cheers Lesley.....your a star...I'm Kevin by the way, I'll text ya." Ok cheers....bye sexy" Who the fuck was that?" A confused Sylvia asked. "Just another man who recognises my talents,,,,"she laughed. "Here...girl, your getting worse than me....." Surely not.." She said feigning shock. "Ha fucking ha..." He's a delivery driver, and he's called....Kevin I think. Heehee. Wants a date.."What...him that was just in?.... He's my age you. I’m not sure who was more excited The next day Helen arrived in her raincoat, pushing quickly into the kitchen and at the same time pulling a fat 8” rubber dildo from the folds of her coat, she giggled as she waggled that fat monster. I took it from her and looking directly into her eyes I held the base to her mouth “lick it Helen” she licked the base knowingly and then watched as I stuck the suction pad on the kitchen table, it wobbled wildly when I released it. Looking Helen in the eye once.