The frothy, amber colored liquid tasted bitter as I downed my first gulp, but it was good and cold. Tempers ran as hot as the late July temperatures o...utside. No matter, I had videos, beer, and plans to spend the weekend locked away in my deliciously cool air-conditioned fortress. By the time I had finished my second beer, the evening news anchor was yammering on in a monotone voice. ‘Really, I had no idea it was hot outside,’ I sarcastically replied to the weatherman as I turned off the TV.. If that should happen, I'll be certain to call and cancel."We ended the conversation with me being well pleased with how it had gone. This pleased feeling lasted only for about two minutes before the phone started ringing once more. Since I was near the phone anyway, I answered."Twain residence. Kevin speaking." Are you trying to see how angry you can make me?" I recognized the voice straightaway."Is that you, Mr. Dunleavy?" Connie told me about you giving her the run around about setting up. DISCLAIMER: This story is totally real. Please do not attempt this without express/implied consent. So last year, I had attended a music festival in Pune with my friends and my ex (which I am sure many of you can already guess). For all those who don’t know, these festivals are mostly about sexily dressed girls, drunk as hell, drugs rolling and a lot of virginity popping. Now about my ex, she wore a tight one-piece that showed off her fantastic assets (34-32-36). She’s fair (sort of Asian) at. ” Mary stared at her niece and that’s when Sam felt there was nothing to do but come clean. Sam took a swig of coffee and set it down and started to explain herself hoping that her aunt didn’t hate her for it. “So, to start last night was rude of me and I am so sorry for invading your privacy. I should have never looked in when I knew full well you were in there having a bath. When I passed by, I glimpsed in not really paying attention and that’s when I saw you standing there drying yourself.