“Please may I cum? Please please let me cum!” Leah gasped, each word coming out in a higher pitch.“What do you say Mark, can your wife cum or no...t?” Paul shouted across to me.Leah suddenly looked up at me, a pained expression on her face as if she had only just remembered I was there.I sighed, my voice shaking as I said “Yes, she can cum.”Leah’s expression seemed twisted again as if she was feeling guilty for enjoying it. However, Paul gave her no choice to have second thoughts as he gripped her. There are seven notes, and see what Beethoven did with those seven notes. There are ten numbers, and see what Bernie Madoff did with those ten numbers.There’s a hospital in San Francisco that specializes in transplants. So some people who have had transplants can honestly say, I left my heart in San Francisco.A computer programmer put two glasses on his night table before going to bed, one full of water, and the other empty. His wife asked him about the glasses. He said, “The glass of water is. ..And?”“What if it wasn’t women you were trying to bang,” he asked.“The fuck,” I shot back.“Hear me out,” he begged.“I ain’t gay, Pee.”“I didn’t say you were, Bo. I’m just theorizing here.”“I dunno, mane!”“Think about it. If you want your dick sucked and a hole to fuck, you’d probably find a guy just as horny and willing as you to let you do it way quicker than you would a female,” Paris reasoned.“Still feels gay. I’m not,” I explained.“No one thinks you’re gay, dude. Chill out.”“Are you gay,”. As they traveled deeper and deeper down the winding river they saw fewer and fewer signs of civilization.As night feel the Captain anchored the boat and they prepared to stay for the night realizing they still had several more days of travel ahead of them.Sandy headed below deck with the hope of convincing her loving husband to join her in their cabin. She was feeling very horny and needed him to take care of her. Just before the trip the couple had decided it was time to start their own family.
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