No reason to beat around the bush. I was about to killmyself or get as close to it as possible.Jesus, that vodka tasted good. Had me a nice little bu...zz going. Hadn'tbeen able to swallow any of those pills yet. Guess I didn't have theballs. Might have them after I drink a little more. Looking forward tosome liquid courage.I ignored the knocking on the door. Fuck whoever it might be! Me anddestiny had an engagement. I rolled that vial of pills around in my hand.A 30 days supply. That aught. "Shall we go up?" Siobhan enquired, trying to sound as casual as possible."As you wish." He made to rise from his seat, but stopped with a stay of her hand."You know I don't pay for sex?" You mentioned that on the phone." Have you brought them?"He patted the breast pocket of his jacket and they left the table.Alan followed Siobhan through the hotel up to her room where she showed him in. She allowed him to pour them each a glass of wine as she sat on the bed and slipped her shoes off. Taking. There was a white metal washer and dryer and dirty clothes on the floor. There was some huge bras and thongs and shirts in a pile and the dryer door was open. "Why are we in the laundry room?" I asked. Tina paused and said "so when I scream from fucking your young hard cock, my stuck up daughter won't here and catch us. Now take off your clothes so I can watch. Do it slowly." I started to strip and she reached in her purse and lit a cigarette and took a few puffs as I was now in my underwear. ”These are compliments of Smokey JoeRastus and Liza where were making love on railway tracks. The driver of an oncoming train sounded his horn and applied the brakes and the train stopped bare inches from the couple. When asked why they hadn’t moved, Rastus replied, “Well, the train was comin’, and Liza was comin’, and I was comin’ ... and the train was the only one with brakes.”The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach. “Watch this,”.