I gave him one of the best one-liner fails ever- "There aren't any swingers in Wisconsin!"He laughed and then directed me to a web site. Not only was ...I shocked to find that there were, in fact, swingers in Wisconsin, but I also learned that they were hosting a bar takeover near Milwaukee that very weekend. I tried not to sound too excited when I suggested to my wife that we should go.She didn't like the idea at all. She agreed that there was some disparity in our experiences, but she was quick. Then after the longest time my lover climbed off me and another took her place. This time it was a man. I could tell because he just climbed on top of me and stuck it in and started humping. I felt like a rag doll, you know, like one of those blowup dolls that porn shops sell, as he fucked away. He didn't last very long and came with heaving thrusts. At least he enjoyed himself. My next lover was much more sensitive and caring, and experimental as it turned out. I found out soon enough that it. I'm going. Stay here and chill, dude!" Kris slammed our doorleaving. I watched TV until he returned about an hour later. He threwdown the sacks. "Here, are you fucking happy now?" Yes, I am," I said."I don't see why you have to get all pissed off over something so triviallike them eating our food," Kris stated."I did because we try to keep some for us. Then when we want some, theyare all gone." Whatever?" Kris said. "It was nothing to blow up over though." Maybe it wasn't but I made my point. "Smiling Jennie said, "Here let's just get comfortable. You're so nervous,relax I won't bite," She was leading her toward the bedroom."Do you mind if John watches us?" Not at all," she said with a warm smile."I bet you do this all the time, your so calm about it," Tiffany said."Are you kidding, you two will my first in over a year." what? Really, over a year?" Yes, I kind of got burned by Chad's obsession. He wanted to watch medoing other girls. And then I found out he wasn't sharing the ones.