It felt like I was watching a movie. I prepared for the worst cleaning and prepping my arms. I didn’t mind being alone but feared for my family who ...were 300 miles south. I knew I wouldn’t be able to reach them but they were well prepared, my wife is a bit of a preppier. They had food and weapons. And we kept in contact over cell phones. One morning I woke up startled by a noise. I peaked out my window and watched as flash lights entered my neighbor cabin. I didn’t freak out but had my gun. 'The doctor nods his head knowingly and writes a prescription. 'Use these pills for two weeks and come back'.After two weeks the lady comes back complaining, 'Doctor I don't know what you did, but now my wind is smelling horribly.''Good, ' the doctor replies, 'Your sense of smell is back, now let's see what we can do about your hearing'.This little ditty is compliments of Gary... Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children of his own?He only comes once a year and then that's down the. He was online everySunday without fail. He was probably online every other night, judgingby his experience points.Idly curious, she decided to phone his home.Ring....Ring...Ring.A breathy yet high pitched voice answered. "Hi, this is..." "Stop I'm on the phone," she whispered to a person unknown. "Hello,I'm Bre..."The line went dead.Kim gave the phone an uncertain glance, then smirked. If that was theright number then it sounds like Brendan has a good reason to beoffline tonight. She'd. She came back down about 20 or so minutes later dressed back in her tight denim shorts and crop top tied at the front, her hair was wet which added to her sexiness and she seemed quite relaxed, she looked down at my shorts and saw everything was back to normal, “Fancy a beer Vik?” I asked and she gave me a smile, “I’ll get it daddy, do you want another?” she asked and as I nodded my head I thought how nice it was for her to use the ‘daddy’ word, it was nice.She sat down on the sofa and made.
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