"Bank robbery in progress..." the report went on, revealing the location to be just several blocks from my apartment. "Good God," I exclaimed, excited...ly jumping to my feet and running to the kitchen. "The cops need help." And with that, I threw open my cupboard and tossed aside the box of Shredded Wheat, revealing the much smaller square box that was hidden behind it. I smiled as I pulled the square box out of it's hiding place and carefully set it on the counter, staring at it for a moment. The cook dings the bell, letting me know food is ready. I grab the plate and the shake, heading towards Charlotte, who is, of course, on her BlackBerry. I set everything down, smiling at her, “here you go, darling. I even doubled you bacon, can’t go wrong with bacon, eh?” “Oh hell, spoil me!” She giggles, putting her BlackBerry away, “can you join me, even for a few minutes?” I look around, noticing the diner is clearing out, no one needing attention. “Ah, sure, I can for a minute.” . ”“How old are you, Alex?”“Twenty-six.”“How old do you think I am?”“I don’t know. I know you have an eighteen year-old daughter, so I’d guess mid-thirties. But you look like late twenties.”“Bless you. I’m thirty-seven. Is that too old for you?”“No, it’s just right. You look fabulous. Is twenty-six too young for you?”“No, and you look great too. Especially in that stolen tux.”They both burst out laughing. As if on cue their pitcher arrived and their waitress poured them beer in frosted. I had taught her that it was “OK” to swallow cum and get a nice facial. Then one night Maureen came to me and said she had seen a lot of new stuff on XHamster. She asked can you “take me in the butt” which I promptly did. Maureen was a great lay and she loved taking it in the ass. I was enthralled by watching my creampies dripping out of her ass and pussy. I thought to myself; imagine a 45 year old guy fucking this gorgeous Irish redhead!!!Well nothing this good can last forever. Someone at my.