One day my wife slipped on the last 3 steps of the staircase and had to be hospitalized for a couple of days, as instructed by the doctor. Now I and M...IL were left at home. She used to stay at the hospital at night and I at home. I had applied for a long leave from office and was getting bored on second day when the revengeful demon woke in me and I started waiting for MIL to come back from hospital. She came back within an hour and headed straight for a shower as she was to prepare B.fast to be. . Wo phn uthayi..She : hello kaha ho??Me : gaon mai She : kab aogey??Me : ek din ke badhShe : mujhe kon satisfy karega aaj ka din mai??Me : tumhara dosth hai na?? Wo ye bath sunkar pura hairan hogayi and silence hogayi ek bath bhi muh se nikla naiMe : kuch tho bolo silence kyun hogaye hoShe : mera dosth kon tum hi mujhe har din satisfy karte ho and aur ek dosth kon mujhe pata nai??Me : pata nai bhabhi .. Abhi tumhara chut kon chat rahe hai??She : kaha ho tum??Me : tumhara winfow ke pas ??Wo. Samantha got some stockings out of a draw. She made him hold his hands together and tied them quickly. Then she pulled the bed clothes off and gave him a push so he fell flat on his back over the bed. She pulled his arms high and tied the stocking around one of the boards making the bed head. A stocking went around each ankle these were quickly stretched wide and tied at the corners of the double bed. She tied a piece of clothes line from the kitchen went over his stomach and around the whole. Martin suggested."Very funny, but I would hold those kinds of jokes to a minimum," I replied. "You know this is likely to end poorly?" I said to Martin. It was true, and it would also make good TV Drama to have a little doubt."Mike, you need to pack your shit, if you are going with us," Martin said.While mike was on his way back to his apartment, Martin flipped to the last page of the file laying on the reception desk in my living room. The page read in big letters, I'm going to Jam the audio.