" Last weekend, I took Samantha on an African safari. We hunted elephants using nothing but a yo-yo. We're having the meat shipped back after it's bee...n cured. We'll send you some when it arrives." That's nice. Wait. What?"Samantha giggled once her mom finally heard something so outrageous that she had to look away from her computer screen."What are you doing here?" Samantha's mom asked."Well, technically I do still live here, even if ninety percent of my stuff is over at Aaron's now." Yeah, but. They were the two top people at KCC now."I hear you have been a busy-bee," he said as he slid the New York week-end paper onto the counter, "and staying in shape." In the local changes section there was a full page story of the attack and JBG Security as the Rochester College new Security Contractor."I work out every day if I can. You never know when it may come in handy," I replied."Do you think that the girls are going to be able to handle one more college?" he asked."So you do not know about. .Mere dil me laddoo footne lage main puri raat so nahi paya sari rat uske bare me sochta raha or karwate badalta raha… fir subha 5 baje hi uth gaya or ready ho k 7 baje uske ghar pohach gaya.. Main door bell bajayi wo bahar ayi or usne nighty pehni hui thi or bot bot sexy lag rahi thi usne angdayi lete hue darwaza khola… usne pucha k is time kaise aye abhi to market bhi nahi khuli hogi to maine bola k mujhe laga subha jaldi challenge.. To usne bola k agar aahi gaye ho to betho main chai bana k. Now, young man, I want you to go into the barn and wait for me with your nose in the corner closest to the door and I will be out there shortly.” “Yes Ma’am,” I said, as I jogged into the barn and put my nose in the corner. I was nervous as hell while I waited. The barn had a loft and lots of neat stuff. There was a sawhorse in the middle of the floor with hooks on the legs on both sides near the floor. There were also a bunch of hay bales everywhere. I continued to stand in the corner for what.