(Pun most definitely intended.)Sunday was insufferably hot. I struggled to fall asleep, my naked body tossing and turning until well after midnight, w...hen I finally did drift off.It wasn't long, however, till I awoke (?) in a state of unbearable arousal: my breasts were so hot and swollen, nipples fully erect, that I felt they were going to explode! My body in general was on fire, and my cunt was pulsing, throbbing with the wet, urgent need of penetration!Running the fingers of my right hand. Now, let’s get started with the official part of the ceremony. Is there anyone who knows of a reason why Lisa and Will cannot be lawfully wed? Speak now, or forever hold your peace.”I looked around, feeling slightly nervous. No one spoke up.“Now, according to the law, I don’t really have to say that,” she continued. “But most people expect that, and in all the time I’ve been a celebrant, there has never been a case where someone has spoken up. I somehow imagine one day, some crazed. She pinched my hand, then laughed some more."No, not really. I am just some horny guy.".She just pushed me away, and then made her serious face. Which, with the level of alcohol in her blood, wasn't too impressive. I had to cross all the way through the taxi seat, and in my semi conscious state it seemed a damn long seat.Slowly moving my ass, I was making my way towards her, with my hand on her leg already, when the forgotten cab driver interrupted."We've arrived. It's 20 dollars."We looked at. Who's your friend here?" Oh, this is a friend of mine. Her name is ... Marci. We were justpracticing putting on makeup so she really needs to keep her face stilland not talk right now. I nodded my head to acknowledge Mrs. Harper. "Good to meet you Marci. Well, I wanted to say hello to your mom, Linda.You girls have fun."Mrs. Harper said as she left. "Whew, that was close," Linda said pulling the towel from my head."Yeah, but now she thinks I am a girl! What happens if she comes byagain this.