I mean, in my mind. I understand now how important it was to you not to be surprised by it, and I'm sorry. Until Jeanne brought it up, I would have fe...lt, I don't know, like I was asking for presents or something. Please, Tanya, I —"She cut me off."I still don't know if I believe this whole thing," she said as her eyes started to tear up. "I admit it explains a lot of stuff, but it's kind of freaky, you know? But you're my friend, too. So when is it?" When is what?" I sniffled."Your birthday,. Then she went away for a few minutes. When she came back, she straddled me on the bed and asked if I was ready for a big surprise. I was ready to shoot my load as I said yes. She stood on the bed above me, slid her panties down over her ankles and slowly raised her skirt. I couldn’t believe my eyes she had bought herself an 8″ strap-on dildo, and it was swaying in the air above me. She said that she had been sucking my cock all these years, and since I wanted to be a girl so badly it would be. I wish she'd find some guy with a horse-cock that could keep her stupefied for more than a day or two. What she really needs is someone to slap her over his knee and wale the tar out of her ass. By the way, I wouldn't recommend trying it since she knows just about every way possible to kill a man and likes the ways that are most painful. Of course if someone did succeed in this highly dubious venture he'd have to contend with the rest of the LBs. To tell the truth I'm not sure which is the most. This is Lieutenant Steve Hammer reporting,’ began Steve formally. ‘Thank you, Sir. Yes, I’ve been treated. I have a surface wound on my left shoulder and had a bullet dug out of my leg. I should be fine, Sir. Yes, if I could, I’d very much like to spend a few days here in Sparta. Yes, that’s this evening and I’m planning on performing with my friends, unless that’s a problem, Sir. Tomorrow at ten? Yes, Sir.’ Steve hung the phone up and turned to Gwen and Ashley. ‘The President said I could stay.