As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax ...and get used to the idea.Three friends from the local congregation were asked, “When you’re in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?”Artie said, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.”Eugene commented, “I would like. Bill was charming. He told her stories about the commodities business and funny anecdotes about his favorite customers. He made her smile and laugh, and feel very comfortable. Their cocoa and sweets arrived. She daintily used her fork to cut the bun, but Bill picked his up and took a big bite, leaving caramel on his mouth. Ally found herself wishing she could just lean over and lick his lips, cleaning the gooey stuff and tasting him. As soon as the thought passed through her mind, she mentally. This is all about your sexual entertainment. And those of you who like to read short stories shouldn't read any further from here.I will also make translations of this story for my English speaking and Swedish friends. I really hope that the translations can transport the magic of the story into these two languages well. In German it reads very horny anyway.Now I wish you a lot of fun and hope that you get horny while reading.The author.InaugurationThis story tells an excerpt from the life of. Claus was preoccupied sitting on the man's chest and fucking his mouth. I loved his strong manly aroma. His modest manhood was easily consumed so I was able to enjoy shoving my nose into the creases where his balls met his uppermost thigh. He blasted all too soon most probably sexually overwhelmed but I was relentless in my letting him know that I was willing to take him to the end. When he shot off, it was thick and voluminous and quite bitter.I heard Seth choke only to assume that Claus had.