" Sherrie whined."Honey, I am you Dad. I will always be on your side. But you have just stated One true fact, one fiction, and one absolutely false st...atement. The One true fact is that you turn 30 in a month. The fiction is that, there is nothing wrong with the, to use your term, 'boys' you allow into your life. You have a new boy about every three months. You are physically beautiful and very attractive. But, you are easy to fuck and very self-centered. You will sleep with anyone on the first. " This is wonderful, thank you for getting it and setting it up for me. It's going to get crazy, isn't it?"Wanda smiled and said, "Very."I went back to the e-mails and answered all that I could and forwarded some to Wanda that I had no clue as to what the writer was talking about. I figured she would give me a link to inform me of what the true nature of the e-mail was, and then I could decide and respond.That took me all the way till noon, which brought Conish into my office with more in-box. It would be very difficult to avoid sexual relations with her; I had to figure out some way to insure her fidelity, if I forgave her and treated her and her lovers for their infidelity, as a physician is wont to do.I decided neither to take my vengeance, nor to forgive her. My decision was going to change my, her and everyone's life who involved themselves sexually with her, and their loved ones, too.I informed our office manager and my own personal assistant that I needed the rest of the day. ?We are going to promote the park with an advertising campaign that focuses on your newest waterslide, Sam’s Super Blaster.?Shady Sam looked at him blankly. Mr. Chambers continued. ?I have designed an ad campaign around the slogan ?Sam’s Super Blaster: it will scare your pants off!? I believe that we can increase park attendance by over 200% this year and get you millions of hits on your website?Shady Sam looked more impressed. ?Can you please be more specific??Over at the waterslide, Tracey.