"In order to complete your change from male to female, it is necessary toalter objects and memories around you, so that no one else is aware ofthe mag...ic. The magic alters objects and memories to correspond to whatmight have happened if you were born female. This process will take placewhile you sleep tonight." The opposite process, magically changing you and your surrounds backfrom female to male, will take place while you sleep the followingnight."Even though I was sure that writing wasn't. I was ready before her, of course.“Don’t forget I’m having lunch with your mother today.” She called from the bathroom as I sat on the bed waiting.“I know sweetie. Let me know if she drops any hints for what she would want for Christmas.” I said.“You haven’t gotten her anything yet?”“No. I’m missing quite a few gifts for the family. Just need something suitable and not … horrible.”“Like the ‘neck massager’ you got your niece last year?” She said, laughing from the bathroom.I groaned. The. Inside or outside?”“Inside,” she said. “Doggie ballz ’r dirty on the inside.”“Atta girl,” I said, and she shivered with delight. “So. Gunther’s balls need cleaning from the inside. Can you show these nice people how you clean Gunther’s balls from the inside?”That’s all it took. My wife got on all fours, planted her forehead on the floor, and thrust her ass up. Gunther’s tail slapped happily as he ambled around my wife. He sniffed her sides, her armpits, the bottoms of her shoes—but, of course,. Um... that stuff now or later?”“We don’t have time now, you gotta be out of here in a few minutes, but we’ll talk tomorrow. It’s ok, I had a goo time, and I think you did too.” she said with a reassuring smile. Jake leaned in and when she leaned back gave her a quick peck on the lips.They headed down stairs past Mr. and Mrs. Peterson, plus Amy who were all on the couch watching a Miami Heat vs. Chicago Bulls basketball game. “Dad, Jake’s heading home.” Kaylee said as they walked towards the.