When I called him he said he had talked to my cousin Mike a few days before and told me he would be happy to show me around.I promised him a burger an...d a couple of beers. I stopped by and picked him up. He was my age and seemed like a nice guy. When I asked him how he knew Mike he laughed."I'm a cop too. Mike and I have been friends for years. So he tells me you're having some possible marriage problems and thinking of joining the club."I told him about wanting to spice up our life a little and. ”I dimmed the lights in the living room, declared the room the loving room, and Kent and I started to romance each other’s wives. I had Heather’s clothes just about gone when the driveway chime went off. It was nine-thirty at night so I correctly guessed that it was one of the remaining friends in our ‘come any time’ circle.I kept my black boxer shorts on went to the front door. A very naked Heather accompanied me.‘One’ of our friends turned out to be ‘Two’ of our friends. There were new two. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here’s why.A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.She let out a very loud scream.The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what. He waited expectantly for me to begin undressing but I shook my head,"No not this time Andrew, tonight we're doing it my way" No" he shouted, "No, you know how I like my sex, come on get undressed, but leave your panties on to gag me with" That's just it Andrew, I DO know how you like your sex, but do you know how I like mine?"He looked at me blankly, he really didn't have a clue about my wants or needs and I don't think he ever did!"I think we'll watch a film first and I'm going to have a.