"I'll call if you forget what time dinner is." We both stoodthere for a minute, then... "SCAT you two, I have things to do here, andyou'll be under fo...ot."I did not want to leave the safety of the house, yet I had just spent twohours shopping with mom, all without any trouble, which must havetempered my fear a little, even though I knew that the street was filledwith people, all of them knowing full well that no girl lived in myhouse. I left my purse on the table, then Megan opened the door,. It made me feel less alone. “Hey John,” I asked, “what is it about sex that you miss the most? If you could just get part of it back, what would it be?”He smiled at the question, took a big swig of his beer, and said, “The blowjobs, definitely! My wife used to suck my dick like she loved it, and would even swallow every drop. It was like she couldn’t get enough. Then when the kids came along we got distracted and now she’s just not interested. She’s up in bed, probably sound asleep or watching. Without protection, until one man, with a vision united the planets. From that Union sprang forth the greatest force for good in the history of the universe, the space warriors.”As the last word died away the opening credits rolled. Of course everybody clapped when they saw my name, ‘Introducing David J Barker as Greg Paradise.’“David J?” Kathy queried softly.“There was already a David Barker registered with SAG,” I replied.“SAG?” she asked.I took out my wallet and handed her the card.“Oh, an. Mom dressed in a bikini. I ask, "Mom, what happened?" Mom giggles,"Ladies' secret."I hug my mom and she hugs me back. I look concerned. My mom touches my cheek and comforts me. The rest of the day continues as normal. For nearly one week the same thing happens. I wake up to see my mom wearing tiny shorts and a halter top. I exclaim, "Mom, what the world is happening?"Mom giggles, "Mommy going to have sex." I smile, "Mom, have fun!" Mom leaves and I get read for a normal day. I do not bother mom.