It is a free freighter. I dont haul people or cargo for free. When I sayfree, it means none else but me owns the ship. Not bad for a 20th centuryhuman... stuck in the 24th century. In the 20th century I was called DaveSaylor. I came to the 23rd century when Orion Pirates came back in timeand kidnaped me. I was forced to work in a starshipyard. I built the shipLittle Dragon from parts that came from both Federation ships and Klingonships. I had no sickbay, but some stasis tubes that could repair. There was no pain in this darkness just a soothing sensation. Although I did see a bright light, seemingly come to the edge of this darkness. What did they do to me? Am I dead? Where are my parents? Why is there no noise? I seemed to be still floating instead of walking. I was headed toward a bright light. As I edged closer, the light appeared to be getting further away. The darkness was once again closing in. Perhaps I wasn't ready to leave this plane of existence. My essence was still earthly. The weight of the husband on my petite frame was a bit of a shock but I did not mind too much because he was sporting the most enormous erection that was up at an angle that made penetration relatively easy. I just lifted my legs up instinctively and the wife grabbed my ankles and held me in place whilst he speared me with his tool in a way that took all of the wind right out of my poor lungs.He banged and banged on my hymen but to no avail.Finally, he gave me an apologetic look and flipped me. And failing that, may I recommend a Sainsbury’s ‘Good For Yourself’ Tikka Curry with Chilli Garlic Bread along with Aldi’s finest ‘£1.99 for four’ lagers. A combination like that is potent! So ignore the Prune Juice – please! (Oh, and the same applies to figs – dirty disgusting things that come down here and try and run the show. I don’t who they think they are, but the arrogant little buggers certainly aren’t welcome!) And as for Yoga!? What on earth makes people think that being bent into.