"My car is an antique collectible," I said into the phone. "Check my license plate against the registry," I said politely while aiming my middle finge...r squarely at where the driver would be if there was one." Oh yes, sir or madam as the case may be. You are correct. I should have scanned for this. My software is new. This situation will now be considered in future encounters. Have a nice day and happy motoring." Holy shit," I thought. I'd been doing over a hundred and the cop pulls me over for. These two were blissfully unaware he heard everything.When he came out about the same time as Beck's left, Beck's looked bright red "Oh Hello Melvin, you skiving?" He says "yeah, well just in the loo" but he could tell Beck's went quiet and didn't have her usual brash tone of voice.It was only when I left, he caught up with me, texted me once Id changed jobs and was in the pub one evening. Melvin tells me "You know you had an admirer in the shop, but will have to figure it out. She worked. He folded his camp-fire into a time-stop pocket for later, and knocked the dottle from his pipe. Slapping dust off the seat of his deerskin loincloth as he stood and placed the pipe into his storage-space, he accessed his spirit navigator. A heads-up display showing the ways of the Path appeared on his optic nerve, and a pleasant uninvolved voice said in his head “at the awe-power falls standard instance 2257, turn Y units dSSE and proceed yarl for three reality shifts... So this dude walks up. With a trembling deep breath, I turned to my left and towards the door, leaving my head look more in the direction of the mirror. I then heard a stifled gasp, and realised my little but pert breasts must now be in his view. I waited there for a few seconds to give him time to observe, whilst I was still trembling inside and with feelings of excitement that I just couldn't describe.I wanted to see his gaze, but didn't want to let him know for sure that I knew he was there, though he must have.
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