Right. These rules are: 1. He must be CLEAN! I.e. take frequent showers or baths, use deodorant, groom eyebrows (unibrows are not accepta...ble), and of course, be trimmed or shaved in the right areas, if you know what I mean? 2. He must have a ROCKIN’ BODY! I.e. tight abs are a must, but six packs are a bonus, hard chest, firm biceps, and a nice squeezable butt. 3. He must be GENTLEMAN! I.e. he has to know the rule of no means no, and yes means yes. . I started to feel a little sick. I went to the bathroom and didn’t recognize myself. I thought, My God! My mother is here. That’s when I threw up the first time and I thought, great, I’m sick. How could I get sick so fast? I had to grab my coat from the table and I left the bar. This guy—Deon??—wanted to drive me home. No way. Not interested. I got in my car and pulled out of the parking lot, wanting to get away from there as fast as I could. Apparently, that was too fast. I forgot to turn the. At first I just played it off as an echo in the virtually empty room. I was soon proven very wrong when I heard the individuals talking. “God damn Megan, look how high it pushes that blanket into the air.” This was a new voice, one I hadn’t heard since coming to the hospital. It was definitely a female’s voice and actually sounded kind of sexy. I wasn’t about to get my hopes up though. “I told you it was huge, you didn’t believe me though now did you. Now that you’ve seen it let’s get. “Two things. First, my friend Katy approached me. She’s confused about her sexuality. I talked to her a bit, but then had her talk to Josie, Jennifer’s girlfriend.”“Sorry to change the subject, but I meant to ask, how are they doing?”“OK, I think. There’s a bit of tension because Jennifer isn’t ready for any kind of intimacy, but from what I can tell, Josie’s patient. I’ll know more when I can look Jen in the eyes in Chicago in a couple of weeks.”“So what’s your issue? It sounds like you did.
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