Suddenly it all made sense – Too $hort had to be an alien. Only someone who had observed earth culture from the outside, but never lived it, could h...ave composed songs and rhymes so terrible and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The alien was Too $hort.He might've been called Too $hort, but his dick was jolly long. "Long as a log," thought Dick, as logs of shit were removed from his anus during the continued pounding. POUND. POUND... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even. She then started to suck on the head of my penis i could feel the blood rushing as she started to take it slowly deeper and deeper into her mouth, i felt her tounge go round and round its head. She rolled my foreskin back and started to lick around the bottom part of the head and down the entire shaft again, i could see a layer of spit all over my penis. She took it into her mouth again going deeper and deeper with each movement until my entire penis vanished into her throat, she held it there. Craig felt the arch of her foot blast into his testicles and he felt her toes stab into his cock. The legs locking his head prevented him from moving.“Kick him some more!”“Who’s next?”Craig was kicked again. And again. Some kicks were more accurate than others. Sometimes a woman’s toes hit his balls. Sometimes a woman’s arched foot hit his balls. Sometimes there was a soccer-style kick from the side. But all of the kicks were devastating. His balls throbbed and burned and he kept. I came within a couple of minutes which is the fastest time I can remember and I put it down to the suddenness and excitement of the moment. Jo just sat back and smiled as Greg and Michelle came back to the car. I was just lost for words and got a telling off from my wife about being boring and quiet!We arrived at our B&B and settled into our rooms which both had double beds. We had arranged to go out for a meal later and this we did at a very nice old English pub. During the meal we chatted.