After the wedding we all went to a hotel for the after party. i found my self talking to Jane a lot there and we got on really well, eventually we nee...ded the toilet so we decided to go together i had a room booked as I had to stay over night with my dad so we went to the room and I said "ladies first" so she entered the bathroom i stood outside and thought about her and how she could pee in that dress whether she would lift it up or have a zip or something to free her self. Eventually she. Not thinking anything about it, I stepped out of them. We fished a little bit longer and Bill said he'd be right back. When he came back he had his swim suit on. He stood at the edge of the dock and jumped in. He swam around a bit, then said to jump in. The water looked inviting so I dove in. We were having fun swimming and splashing each other when Bill grabbed me. Holding me, he dipped down and shot up, tossing me into the air. Laughing I said again. He threw me again and I swam back to him.. Enjoy! Me and my cousin who is younger than me always talked about how people had sex, sometimes he took out his penis and started stroking it. I always have loved his ass, aometimes we used to slap our asses but in a play mood but then we started to poke each others ass but still playing, we went on like this for a long time until one day that we went to our uncles wedding the party was over but during it as always we started to talk about sex we were all tired and it was time to go home. No clue at all."The cashier smiles."Will that be large or small bills, Mr.President?" she asks.This little on is compliments of PaulWhen the dwarf fortune teller escaped from the jail the other day the police alert said they were looking for a small medium at large.This one is compliments of wydenHere's one for you...I saw an ad for an expensive weight loss program that said they would guarantee that I would lose40 pounds in 4 weeks or my money back.What the hell! Why not give it a shot? What.