”Kim had heard a noise. Giggles. Had Luke left the TV on again? Kim threw the cover back and made her way around Mary’s bed. The room was darkened... but the tell-tale glow of the TV shone out in the hallway, through the crack in the door. Kim went to bathroom and as she came out she heard that giggle again. A female laugh, and not on TV. ‘But what if someone hears you?’“They're all sleep.’ Kim heard Luke talking to someone. Kim felt blood rush to her face. Luke hadn't heard her come out of the. Tacky and low-grade ... for Christ’s sake.”“We’ve never had to resort to TV,” Stephanie noted. “They’re viewed by the public as ... a last desperate attempt to sell tickets.”“Wow!” I said, throwing my hands in the air. “I would love to see the research you’re using to support that fallacy. And even if you’re right, guess what, we’re pretty fucking desperate here.”“Not this desperate,” Liz said.“The hell you aren’t,” I countered.“We’ve never needed to advertise,” Stephanie said.Jill gave me a. Do you want me to remove my bra so you can see them poke at my tee shirt as we talk?” I nodded. I watched her remove her bra and then hide those magnificent nipples under her sweater. “Now give me a look at your manhood. I want to see it when the cold water hasn’t shrivelled it. I love seeing men with bigger todgers than Roger’s”. I dutifully stripped naked so Linda could inspect me as fully as she wished. “Now play with yourself. I want to see it at its prime. If it is larger than hubbies you. Do you understand?” Bob told him in no uncertain terms. He had had previous experience of Billy and knew what he was capable of.“Yes Bob, understood. No mess of any kind.” Billy replied with an angelic smile upon his face, as if butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.Alfie eagerly took Billy’s hand and they set off around the store. Alfie idolised Billy. They looked at the power tools, Billy careful to ensure that Alfie didn’t touch anything sharp. Bob, at 6’4’’, was not the sort of man you wanted.