We held the reception right there on the patio. After we'd greeted all the guests and the photographer had his turn with us, I pulled Rebecca aside. I... was curious about the guest list."Sweetheart. How did Vincent get invited? You didn't have anything to do with that did you?" I knew she did, but I wanted to find out what she was thinking."Well, yes, I guess so. When I was using your computer to check out honeymoon trips, I accidentally found his name in your address book." Look Mrs. Woods, we. It too, would be used once, and then never again. She quickly glanced over her shoulder to make sure no one was watching, and then she took a deep breath."Sorry, Mr. Cake..." she said, approaching it on her heels, her hips swaying sensually. "You don't mind if I forego the rubber, right? Although the people that are going to end up eating you might..." She inspected it, and found that her hips came up at just the right height to match the bottom layer. "I'd hate to get any on my dress. That. For instance, although they train equally hard and devote a more or less equal amount of time to soccer, Hazel has become an undatable female jock who is very widely believed to be a secret lesbian even though she isn't, and until her recent fixation on Lily's fake breasts, hasn't had any thoughts which were even vaguely bicurious. Lily, on the other hand, has traded in her steady boyfriend for a more desirable model every single school year, she is now dating the handsome backup Quarterback on. His face broke out in a wide grin, he laughed at Banzai and said, "Banzai, unless you want the Old Man to send you to Thule, I suggest you follow Maggie's orders. Hell, it's your own damn fault."Sgt. Blaine again whined, "How the fuck do you figure?"I answered for him, "Well Sgt., this time you saved the whole damn town from the Chechen terrorists and it looks like it's a spontaneous celebration to honor you. So have I made myself clear?"If looks could kill, the look I got from Sgt. Blaine.