Don’t even agree. Just play dead.Yes officer, I didn’t see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you!This group is compliments of Alan B.Still... more hand-picked lousy humor...Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “Your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is. "At least Miriam didn't create a mess." He swatted futilely at her naked butt."She may have sucked you off and you didn't get cum all over everything," Mavis corrected, "but she left you a mess--your club all painted up for war. I'll make some coffee." It wasn't Hank, was it?" Phil called after her."He doesn't have a wart on his dingus," Mavis replied.As Mavis was fixing breakfast, Phil received a telephone call. Over their third cups of coffee, he said, "I have to chase my ass over to Reno.. Afterwe had at least ten bra and panty sets my wife shifted gears to sleepwear. Mrs. Beverly asked what my wife would like for me and the replywas, "Something sexy, we aren't really worried about comfort, she willlearn to deal with whatever we pick out, I want sexy so I won't be ableto keep my hands off of my little sissy at night and I'm not worriedabout seeing her little bump in her night clothes. In fact I thinkthat it will be cute to see the little sissy bump that I control."We were shown. She would use the guest room until the garage apartment was done.The Friday paper came and in the legal section was a notice of a filing of a petition of divorce for Riggles v. Riggles. She actually believed my ultimatum.Randy and I sold out for more a lot more money than we believed the company would be worth. Before we sold, we did put an addendum to the sales agreement that the buyers needed to retain our employees or give them all their accrued leave pay and an additional two year’s.