The first day I moved in, we made a point to fuck in every room.After our initial honeymoon phase of living together, things were a little weird. Joe ...is messy and sort started expecting I would just pick up after him because he paid all the rent. It was sort of embarrassing to be so dependent on him, but I didn't really have a choice. Joe was never mean or anything, but one morning he called me his "little housewife" and I got offended. We had a our first fight and Joe stormed off to work. A mug of steaming hot chocolate appears on the low table in front of me, along with a plate of cream biscuits. I take a biscuit to eat while I sit and wait. Joe had told me about the fast appearing food because it surprised him the first time it happened to him. I don’t have a long wait before another woman comes through one of the other two doors in the room. She looks to be in her sixties and she has that regal elegance you associate with people born to power.The woman walks over to me while. It became a running joke until one day she pointed out a woman that I could not resist.Johnnie walked over to the women, talked a while, and then turned to point me out to her. She smiled at me and then they talked a while longer.The woman was from out of town, here on business, and some sort of executive. She gave Johnnie a business card and told her to call about nine o’clock that night for her hotel and room number. We were to be freshly showered, we were both to have had enemas, and Johnnie. . Suppose in a way I had that comin'." So... Nate," Jade said putting far too much emphasis on his name. "Probably not the best way to meet people... I'm Jade. That's Andre, Robbie, and that is our actual resident 6 year old, Cat." That's not very nice, Jade..." the petite redhead said shyly."I rest my case." Well, I guess it's good to meet you guys. Ain't had much of a welcome wagon since I started here. Besides that little firecracker, a'course." Did you just call Tori a 'firecracker'?".