A six-foot-one, broad-shouldered, slightly chubby but still ruggedly handsome young Black man stares back at me. The haunted look on that face, I can ...hardly believe it’s me. It’s the first Saturday of September 2012, and I’ve just stood up my date for the movies, a young Afro-Caribbean woman named June. Why would I do such a douche bag sort of thing? Simply because she had it coming, ladies and gentlemen. I care for her a great deal but she doesn’t appreciate that about me. It seems that when a. " Why?" When you had your back to him, he was checking out your ass. So fire him, I'll pay the security guard fifty bucks to rough him up in the lobby on the way out." You idiot," She laughed."All right baby. I better go."She returned the favour after Randy left his office."Hey does that guy work for you?" No that's my boss Randy." Oh! When you weren't looking he was checking out your package." What!" You heard me. I think I found the key to your future success." Bitch." I love you too baby.". Tatsächlich hätte ich lieber die Treppen nehmen sollen, aber aus Angst, die Kontrolle beim Nehmen der Stufen zu verlieren, drückte ich den Rufknopf des Aufzuges. Wir waren nur im zweiten Stock, aber verzweifelt wartete ich mit meiner Mutter auf den Aufzug. Er schien eine Ewigkeit zu brauchen, aber endlich kam ern an und wir betraten ihn.Ich schlug auf den Knopf für den zweiten Stock und hielt mir vor Verzweiflung den Schritt. Ich trug ein süßes Sommerkleid mit Micky Maus-Ohren, während ich. Halfway, two thirds ... finally, he was all the way inside her.“You’re so big!” she gasped.Ben smiled, chuffed. He was maybe a little above average down there but if she had only been with one other guy then he must have had a little pecker. He must’ve been pretty lucky to have knocked her up with his teeny peeny.Knocked up ... Ben suddenly realized that he was inside this girl without a condom! Then he shook his head ... she was already pregnant and if she had only been with one other guy, a.