I turned and said to my auntie Barbara I wonder if that means I cannot go home after the 14 day lockdown with you I hope it does she said with a smile... on her face . So I picked my phone up and rang the number a young lady answered the phone and I explain the situation about going to the funeral giving my auntie a lift back and the policeman saying we must be in 14 days lockdown yes that is correct but we have extended the lockdown for three weeks so that means you cannot travel back to Scotland. Can you please tell me why?”After a pause, the General replied; “What? Is the paint still wet?”????????????????Thank tavern_knight for this one~“So when the first pig asked the man for straw to build his house with...”“What do you think the man was thinking?”One of the teacher’s students in the back of the room, called out, “Fuck me, a talking pig.”????????????????A well planned retirementThere is a lot written about this story. Apparently, it is a long-standing myth, but such a popular story. We teased and washed each other a bit. By unspoken agreement, though, we were saving ourselves for later that night. I think we both realized this had been a very special trip, a very special day, and that tonight was sort of an exclamation point on this whole experience.As we dried ourselves after the shower — my eyes still drawn to Jen's bare slit — she asked me, "So what's the plan for tonight? Are you going to feed me and entertain me before you ravish me later?"I winked at her. "Don't you. Johannsen has delivered some hard hockey-shots in her career to date, but when her opponents unleashed furious shots of their own, her pert Swedish features took it all while scarcely flinching. There was a victory smirk on her lips even as the cum dangled, no doubt from the thought that the American boys face Sweden in a rowing heat several hours from now. Now there’s a girl committed to her national Olympic team. The most bizarre erotic encounter of the night was volley-related. Yesterday’s.