"I guess my face must have fallen to my knees as she laughed."Don't worry, he won't be coming around. Actually we have kind of an understanding." I do...n't think I get your meaning." I was puzzled."We don't ask and we don't tell."Something clicked in my brain as she licked her lips and popped the button of her tight shorts. Slowing she inched them down her long sexy legs until they cleared her feet and she tossed them aside."Uh, I understand don't ask, don't tell but what are you doing?" I've. I thought her stream was hissing with heat, but itwas probably just deceit of the echoing bathroom. She contemplated me for a while. She then left me tomarinate and do my own contemplating. Later, when cold had shrunken me to a size of a pineapple(and my balls to marbles seeking their waytowards the inner heat of my body). Magda came in and usedthe power nozzles to clean the 'filthy pig', then she drove me back in thesuite, still dripping and shivering, angrily admonishing me for 'wetting. " So we'd be living close to her place?" So we'd be in her place -- living there. With her." Wow! But isn't that a long way from Bowie?" Not really," Dave said. I mean, it's kinda... inconvenient... to Bowie, because Bowie's on the other side of Washington, D.C. But Bowie's actually closer to D.C. than it is to Baltimore. So it would be, y'know, not so bad." And I'd go to school there?" Yep. And you wouldn't change schools, even if I do get assigned to Bowie. You'd stay right there." But. When. Now I have to tell you, shy or not, there comes a time when somebody asks you the stupidest question you ever heard, and you just can’t take it anymore.In those situations you either laugh or hit somebody. I laughed. I laughed so hard my head hurt and I started crying. I was laughing and crying at the same time and holding my head and rolling around on the floor.I thought I might actually die.I felt her hands trying to grab my shoulders and she was saying something like, “Mark! What’s wrong?.