The groom looked immaculate in his tux and tripped over his vows where his nerves mangled his tongue in a mouth that was drier than the Sahara desert....The lavish reception had been no less a success. Seamus’s best man made a speech, which although bawdy in places had delighted and entertained all of those invited. Uncle Mick did his usual party trick of dancing like a puppet with tangled strings and landed flat on his back, sliding under one of the tables that ringed the dance floor. His legs. But it was a look that he liked. It was how he liked the women he terrorised to look.From Stephane DeLaurie's point of view, he was stunned. His eyes peeled open wide as this giant of a woman came towards him with her hand extended in greeting. To highlight the scale involved, DeLaurie was no more than a slight, five feet six man-boy. Claudette was five feet ten inches in her bare feet. She was wearing five inch heels which brought her to a towering six feet three. On top of that she was. She went to Florida to collect seashells with Julie. We’ll catch up with her again someday.”I sniggered. “That’s actually funny...”“Well, who knows. It could be true, since she wasn’t here when I woke up.”“Oh well, it’s just you and me again, sis. Nice while it lasted.”“Hey, you do know the tent isn’t soundproof, right?” Heather’s voice intruded from outdoors.We started laughing.“Now get up, you lazy butts,” she called out. “It’s a long drive to Fort Myers, if you want to come with me!”Lara and. "What the hell do I do now?" You mean, what the hell do *we* do now." What? No offense, honey, but this isn't really your business." I was there, wasn't I?" Well, yeah, but -" I'm dating you, aren't I?" Yeah... " I'm Ann's friend, aren't I?" Yeah... " Call me dumb, but I fail to see how this isn't really my business." I guess you're right." Look, George, I know this is rough on you. It isn't exactly something you asked to be dropped in your lap. But we'll figure it out, okay? You, and me, and.
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