My biological father.I couldn't understand why, despite abandoning us when my mother was pregnant with my younger sister, my father was still the firs...t one mom would call whenever something truly bad happened to us. I couldn’t understand why we had to now move in with him and my half-brothers and worse... his new wife. And like, what was she, number five or six? The guy was a player, he used and then dumped women whenever he felt like, it was the only explanation. I would have rather stayed. "Doesn't that cause discomfort?" I never even know it's there," she said. "After the first month, I had to have the doctor check to see if it was still there." You leave it in?" His eyebrows rose."It's a three year model," she said."You're kidding!" Nope." How long has it been ... in there?" he asked."Three years," she said. "I haven't had a period in three years. Talk about freedom." Then I'd still better get the condoms," he said."These things always last a lot longer than they say they. " I have never." Yes, I noticed," I said."I would need -- help," Sally said."Help?" I said. I think my voice quavered a little."Yes! From you. Help to do the shave. To shave me. I would need your help." Umm. I don't know about that, Sally. Maybe we'd better, y'know, go see somebody at a beauty shop or something." But. We only have today! Tomorrow, we must fly back to California," she said."Yes. But. I don't know anything about -- shaving. Let's find a beauty parlor. There must be somebody who. That you're a very pretty woman. I've managed to convince him to stay overnight a few times and sleep on the couch. The last two times, I actually got him to take his clothes off; it wasn't easy but I think he realizes that it's a lot more comfortable." He sleeps on the couch?" Yes, he does. He may be Mark's father but he's not my type. I don't stop him from spending time with his son ... In fact; I try to encourage him to come over more often but he and I have no interests in common and that's.