“Sn-ork-ell-ing” I enunciated as clearly as possible.“Snorkling?” she replied.I nodded, “close enough... snorkelling, yes I do enjoy a good ...snorkel” I almost sniggered as I realised my friends back home would not have left a double-entendre of that calibre slip by.She nodded herself slipping back into her native tongue with what possibly have been ‘yes, yes’ or something similar. She leaned back and twisted in her seat looking out across the street and into the nearby square and began. The networks all made a big deal out of the popular vote for President when there is no such thing! In fact, there shouldn’t even be a popular vote for Senators.”“Of course there’s a popular vote for President!” he sneered. “I certainly voted for Jimmy Carter!”“Actually, you didn’t. You and I both know that you voted for Electors for Carter, not for Carter himself. And nothing you can do can affect how an Elector votes! All you’re doing is providing an opinion. That’s what the so-called. Now I should tell you at this stage that Terry is retired, and a expert electrician you need to know this as it is the main reason I am writing this story Last week we had a major electrical fault in our home which almost caused a fire, to cut a long story short and get to the interesting bit,we must go back a few monthsto Christmas day 2012, so here we go, I unfortunately have Parkinsons Disease which believe me is not a nice thing to happen, It completely rules out alcohol and as a great fan. Finished off with my black shiny thigh high boots. I felt really sexy – I wanted to be sexy for my Daddy. Daddy had also bought a wig until he was able to grow his hair long. And so we went off to our first beauty lesson. Over the next few weeks we learnt how to pluck each other eyebrows put on eyeliner, mascara, eye shadow, rouge, lipstick, makeup and powder. The rule seems be less rather than more but I like more. Dad looked really sexy with his pencil eyebrows, blue eye shadow and pink.