Here is the answer, finally!!!~:-) Went out last night for Halloween dressed as a chicken Met a girl dressed as an egg. A lifelong question was answer...ed. It was the chicken.Blonde Helping a Trucker...A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down...The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?” “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours. ................se mia stigmh...soy leo sto ayti..''thello KOLO tora se skisoo moroo moy'''........xoris na milhseis epiases thn poytsa mou kai thn ebales monh soy mesa ton kolo soyy....'pernontas'' mesa soy..........kai arxises na kouniese monh sou mprosta pisooo...me rythmoo kai olo poio dynataa...xxxx....AXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX......me ''hdages'' me thn kolata soy....kai eixa trelathei.....OXXXXXXXXX......eno parallhla eixes mesa sto mouni soy dyo daxtylaaa...kai eixan mouskepsei agria. “Oh, here it is. I feel so stupid.” “Thank goodness you found your lens Diane." "I feel like an idiot. Just ring the bell and I will pay you guys when you’re done.” I started walking back to the house. I looked over my shoulder and saw them looking at my body. Then they were talking and laughing to each other. They were drinking their lemonade and eating the brownies and finishing up with the lawn. Ding dong. I hurried to the door and it was my pool guy. “Hey, Diane, I thought I would swing. Usne mujhe flat number puccha aur papa ka naam puccha aur paise leke boli ab tum chale jao baad me milte hai. main secretary saahab ko bata dungi aapne paise de diye. Aur unhone mujhe maintenance ki receipt likh ke de di.Jaise hi main jaa raha tha usne mujhe fir se aawaz di aur ek aur chhoti chitthi mere haat me rakh di. Main ghabra gaya aur waha se nikal gaya.Maine pehle woh chitthi khol ke dekh li. Aur main paagalon ki tarah khush ho gaya aur naachne laga. Usne mujhe uska mobile number likh.