Just what, I didn’t know.“Sir,” I replied, “I can do the job. I will not fail you.”The Lt. was very direct. “When I see an unbuttoned butt...on on your uniform, like I do now, I have to wonder if you even pay attention to details,” he replied.I looked down at my uniform top. Dammit. One freaking button was unbuttoned. The Lieutenant stood up and walked to where I was standing. He stood directly in front of me, looking straight at me, nose to nose, only inches from me. His steely blue eyes were. .. pestering. Bill Brasky called her anyway, for the situation was urgent. Leroy Jenkins picked up to a very glad Bill Brasky. Leroy Jenkins calmly assured him that most 3-legged wallabies yawn before mating, yet spotted wolf hamsters usually wildly sneeze *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Bill Brasky. Why was Leroy Jenkins trying to distract Bill Brasky? Because she had snuck out from Bill Brasky's with the iPad only five days prior. . I closed my eyes tried to sleep. It was around 12.30 when I was on my initial stage of sleep found that something is crawling on my chest. I slightly found that Shruti’s hand came onto my chest as she was trying to sleep.I had no such intentions at that moment. I kept aside her hand and again started sleeping. Few minutes later: now her hand was at my navel part and crawling and she was in deep sleep I felt and thought of removing her hand but this time I was feeling nice.Now my sleep went away. She's been in the living room crying for the last hour."Jeanie glared at her husband when she said to him, "If you say something like that to her, you'll find yourself sleeping out with the dogs for the next two weeks. Understand?" What? I just meant..." When was the last time you sent a card ... or better, roses ... to Jeanie?" Theresa asked."Don't you start on that." What my dear sister is trying to suggest to you is that a woman has feelings. And when a man does something touching, it is.